cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

massivescourge:

244p:

hellawestcoastin:

plantgay:

harassing minimum wage workers for a prank isnt funny stop

Its not my fault they only get paid minimum wage. And in some places minimum wage is $9-11 sooooo…..

the point is dont treat them badly because they already have to deal with enough shit. they deserve wayyy more than what they get paid, even 10$ an hour is barely enough to live on. shut up please -__-

ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY GET PAID MINIMUM WAGE SO ITS TOTALLY OKAY FOR ME TO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT LOL

Sooooo, harassing people is not good -end of story-.

You would think an adult would know that. Guess not.

(Source: omega382346486332)

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

(Source: ninjakato)

Louisiana to make the Bible the official state book, but don’t worry, the translation they used cuts out all that “helping the poor” crap.

—(via teapartycat)

slice-me-ear2-ear:

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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Okay … I’m high as fuck at the moment …. This is freaking me out

(Source: warchief)

jotuny:

Avengers, Vol.4

(Source: lokihood)

lawebloca:
All people on Tumblr.

lawebloca:

All people on Tumblr.

gayghosts:

karasratworld:

He was trying to groom himself and he accidently ate a piece of cat hair. I can’t stop laughing. 

literally me

gayghosts:

karasratworld:

He was trying to groom himself and he accidently ate a piece of cat hair. I can’t stop laughing. 

literally me