May 2013
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
achingtobefree:
holepsi:
sansael:
holepsi:
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g2gfast:
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
holepsi:
sansael:
holepsi:
still the best...
beepony:
artekka:
fapoleon-bonerparte:
I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again
My favorite picture of him
“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”
I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes
olives-and-milk:
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
Spent my whole weekend playing eurovision drinking games. amazing.
When did you have to drink?
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
kate-barton93:
madmanwithadetective:
itallseemsimpossible:
cookieisafangirl:
sleepingwithsharma:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
or the next princess is lesbian.
^^ this one
Fun Fact: They actually wanted to make Miguel and Tulio, from Road to El...
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Glad to hear the 19th century is still with us.
jennihasherpes:
So happyyyyy Ehehehee
Happy you’re happy!
the-blonde-assassin:
guys the only thing my hair knows how to do is bedhead and messy bun, WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HAIR FOR MY INTERNSHIP.
Google ‘business hair women’ in Google pictures and you’ll get lots of ideas.
shavingryansprivates:
kim kardashian is pregnant so of course she’s going to gain weight, it is unhealthy to NOT gain weight during a pregnancy, both for the mother AND the child
by making fun of kim kardashian for having “kankles” or gaining weight you are implying that her appearance is more important than
her health
the health of her baby
her as a person
moreover, it’s not any of your...
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
Rappers who publicly support gay marriage
ibetmittromney:
Kanye West
Jay-Z
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Lil B
A$AP Rocky
Fat Joe
Queen Latifah
Please stop fucking acting like Macklemore is this special snowflake for being a rapper who supports gay marriage. I know yall love to pretend that black people are homophobes, so obviously the music we make must be homophobic, but that is bullshit and Wacklemore is not the first rapper to...
noiselesswhovian replied to your post: So...
whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:
So they say. I don’t trust them.
I’ve lost trust in people ever since I found out that my father had mysteriously the same hand writing as Santa.
Something will change.
I feel it on the horizon.
I agree.
They bought Tumblr mostly for its community and since they’ve seen a lot of ‘don’t want’ from us, they go out of their way to...
saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
