My mother hasn’t watched all episodes of Game of Thrones and what she has watched,was not in order. She is therefore often confused about the characters and their names.

What she calls them:

Little Finger=the Snakeman

Stannis=Who’s that?

Melisandre=that red woman

Ned Stark=Stark

Catelyn=Wife of Stark

Arya=that cool girl of Stark

Sansa=Stark, what was her name?

Theon Greyjoy=Robb Stark

Jon Snow=Robb Stark/Jon Snow

Robb Stark=Robb

Daenerys=Khaleesi

Cersei=the mean Queen

Tyrion=Tywin Lancaster

Jaime=that other brother

Margaery=Anne Boleyn

Joffrey and the Stark family name are probably the only ones she always gets right.

On the other hand, she forgets who Stannis is EVERY SINGLE TIME. In the sense that she totally does not remember ever having seen him. This extends to other programs with Stephen Dillane, because whenever I point him out, she denies he’s in GoT.

imonthedge:

dead

Freaking awesome!

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winteriscomingbitch:

fuckyeahwinterfell:

Hipster Cat

I’M PRETTY SURE IT WAS ALWAYS COOL TO HATE THE LANNISTERS TBH.

Haha, she’s such a troll.

Game of Thrones - Season Two Commentaries; part II (Liam Cunninghan and Carice van Houten)

“The night is dark and full of terrors old man, but the fire burns them all away.”

holdensryefield:

• There’s four or so houses. So, it’s like a kingdom of Hogwarts.
• There’s an awesome midget who doesn’t take shit from anyone and smacks a king in the face.
• There’s a broody motherfucker named Jon Snow. And he knows NOTHING.
• Sex between a blonde guy and a bearded guy. And one of their sisters is a total bitch or something.
• Incest, I think? Maybe?
• Lady with White Hair ate a goddamn heart! And was either fucked willingly or raped, I’m not too sure.
• Tiny dragons, I think? Or is that something else?
• Sean Bean’s dead. But that’s not a surprise.
• There’s a knight in the service of a little girl, too.
• George R. R. Martin is Evil Santa from New Jersey.
• And everyone hates that new little king-guy.

i-have-no-need-for-names:

So satisfying…

And never gets old.